Sunday, April 29, 2007

Holy Bat, Crapman!

I haven't been following the draft a ton, but the Patriots traded a 4th round draft pick for Randy Moss. For non-football fans this is a pretty big deal (I don't know why I'm even saying this as no one reads this). Combined the additions of Donte Stallworth and Wes Welker the Pats will be a freakin serious passing threat. If their running back (Maroney) and defense stays healthy (and doesn't suck) I'm gonna say...............

SUPERBOWL YEAHAAAHAAA*

*
Carl voice


P.S. Check out the AL East standings. wicked


Edit: I'm gonna quote this from the most recent Bill Simmons article because its freakin hilarious:

Five years ago, I don't think Bill Belichick makes a move like this. I really don't. So that leaves five possible explanations why it happened now.

Explanation No. 1: You could almost picture Tom Brady heading into the coach's office after last season and saying, "Um, I don't know if you realize this, but I turn 30 this season. You just wasted a year of my prime. I'm never getting it back. I took a little less to stay here, you promised to build a quality team around me, then you traded Deion Branch and stuck me with Reche Caldwell as my No. 1, so my season came down to a third-down play where I crossed signals with a 38-year-old guy who should have been coaching our receivers instead of trying to get open on THE BIGGEST EFFING PLAY OF THE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD YOU GET ME SOME HELP PLEASE! THERE'S A CHANCE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND PULLED THE GOALIE ON ME THIS WINTER, COULD YOU THROW ME ONE EFFING BONE HERE! JUST ONE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???"

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Blog names

So I spent a lot of time figuring out what to call this and came up with some crappy names before deciding on this one.


Ex.:

Stellar Evolution
Eccentric Orbit

Also:

Jeff Kaplan: He's Kind of a Dick
Jeffing Out


Suggest some names for me por favor